I’ve been meaning to tell you about this amazing product for ages but it’s never quite been the right time to bring up in conversation 😛 But as I started up pole fitness again yesterday after two weeks off (and yes, that is relevant), I thought that was the perfect opportunity to tell you about Bush Oil*!As you might (or might not) be able to tell, it’s a product designed to groom your lady garden. Well the hair part anyway. Not the inside part. Definitely only use it as an outy product, not an inny product!!
I’ve been using it regularly “down there” and it’s left my vay jay jay feeling so soft and smooth. It also makes it look hella shiny too! It’s definitely made my life so much easier because when I go to pole fitness, I wear the most ridiculously tight, tiny shorts known to man. Wearing tiny shorts helps me to grip onto the pole better with my skin, but if I’ve freshly shaved, they rub. A lot. Which often causes ingrown hairs and pain. Lots of pain.
So now when I have a trim or a shave before pole, whether it’s a couple of days before or the morning of, I don’t seem to get many ingrown hairs anymore which is great. Because the hairs are a lot softer when they grow back!
And yes, I know I don’t have to shave before pole but I prefer to and although I know my instructor Chloe loves me, I’m not sure she’d like to be putting her hands near mountains of hair. Well, I mean she might, who knows, but there’s nothing wrong with liking to keep my minge tidy, thanks! It’s definitely one of those “each to their own” situations and I’ll do what I like with my own body #noshame
A bit of oil goes a long way and I only need to use a few drops (rubbed into my hands first) to tame my foof. I tend to massage it in after having a bath or shower and as its ingredients include Argan, Jojoba, Grapeseed and it’s rich in Vitamin E, it’s makes such a fantastic moisturiser! My front bottom has never looked so awesome. Except the time I shaved a moustache into it for Movember which looked more like the Batman symbol. But that’s a story for another time!
I absolutely love using Bush Oil because it’s non-greasy and dries really fast which means you can quickly get on with the rest of your day/evening without having to do the “hurry up and dry for goodness sake” dance around the house! It also has a really subtle lime/citrus smell to it which I really like because I have a bit of a thing for citrus scents and I hate using heavily perfumed products on my downstairs bits! Who’s with me on that?
I totally thought I’d see how many vagina/pubic hair euphemisms I could fit into this post; what’s your favourite word to use? Have you tried Bush Oil before or does it sounds like something you’d be interested in trying? Let me know in the comments below 🙂 x